Wednesday, February 3, 2010

How Do I Do That?

Are you a home improvement enthusiast? An avid do-it-yourselfer? Are you looking for the answers to life's big questions about flooring, carpeting and all those other projects you've been putting off since you decided to move out and bid a fond farewell to your landlord?

If you are, go to the URL bar at the top of this page and type in http://www.google.com/. You're in the wrong place, but they'll help you get back on track sooner or later!

This how-to blog isn't about learning how to fix your house, fix your car or build the world's greatest treehouse. This is the place to come for the answers to life's even bigger questions, like how do I get my kids to eat their veggies? What's the secret behind solving the Rubik's cube? How do you convince the gamers in your house to step away from the computer? How do vegetables without arms play the tuba? Is there a secret to finding jeans that fit without having to try on every pair in the store?

And how are you going to survive the zombie apocalypse?!

Yes, that's right, we're going to deal with the issues. The issues the newspapers don't touch with a ten foot pole! All right, so it doesn't look like much right now, but give us some time. It took over 800 years to build Rome, after all! In the meantime, come back often-and if you have ideas for a "How To" blog, or would like to be a guest blogger every now and again, shoot me a note at GibbyBear13@gmail.com and let me know. Or comment below. Or don't. It's up to you.

**The usual addendum: This blog is strictly for fun. It's not intended to replace the advice of a medical professional. You cannot sue me if you followed the advice listed here and it didn't work. And if the zombies really do come, don't take the time to read this blog. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!**


Here's to building a blog by the people, for the people. We might not change the world, but if we work together we might be able to make it a little bit easier to live in!

1 comment:

  1. How to build the best house of cards ever ....

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